doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

by Civixen March 11, 2008

Douchester

A person who thinks they are supercool but are really a douche backwash.

That Kevin is such a douchester!

by poopetoes4u July 29, 2009

douchesterbate

to stroke your ego about something inconsequential

Alan is such a douchesterbater... Homecoming king in a class of thirty!

by brewster1 February 24, 2014

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

by olympiacos December 26, 2006

douchebimmer

A douchbag who drives a BMW

"Dude, that douchebimmer just cut me off!"

by jbonzai June 13, 2009