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Doubling Down

IT'S CALLED THE MARTINGALE STRATEGY, CODY! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S TWICE! THAT'S TWICE I CAUGHT YOU MAKING UP POP-PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT A PERSON TO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR ONLY TO REVEAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO THAT RETARD ELON IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU'RE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD AND THEY ARE NOT! IT'S THIS AND THE RAT EXPERIMENT, CODY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SHIT UP, CODY! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PROJECTING! I'M A LITERAL PSYCHOLOGY GENIUS CODY! STOP MAKING SHIT UP! BEING A SHIT-LIB = SMART TO YOU AND THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!
Hym "According to Wikipedia the Martingale strategy (Maintaining the same bet when you win and doubling down when you lose) is a legitimate gambling strategy that has been around since the 18th century and originated in France! You don't know what you're talking about again, Cody! You're making shit up again! 'Mental health' is being a shit-lib to you! 'Being smart' is being a shit-lib to you, Cody! I'm gonna fuck Katie until she squeals, Cody! And I'm going to where a Jew-Hat when I do it! The Rat-King thing too, Cody Johnston! You thought Jordan was wrong but you just don't know what you're talking about! That's all you piece of shit YouTube parasites ever do, Cody! You talk shit, make shit up, use cheap rhetorical tricks, and lie, Cody! You don't care about truth, Cody! You don't care about morality, Cody! You picked a side (politically) and now the validity of you existence is entirely contingent on the validity of your politics which is why you despise anyone who doesn't to the partisan-line! You're a retard! Just like Elon! I'm better than everyone!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2024
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double downs

When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
by Killme190 November 22, 2019
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boomer double down

When a baby boomer doubles down on something they know is wrong so that they don't have to face the possibility of being wrong. Often relating to technology. Seems to get worse the older they get. Possibly a sign of early dementia.
Terry pulled a boomer double down as he insisted that Firefox was his search engine and his browser was Google. He just wouldn't listen to reason, probably because he knew he was wrong and wanted to avoid looking stupid.
by CuriouslyStrange February 24, 2021
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Double down

Where you go down on someone with the intent to make them orgasm. Then once they have, come up for air before diving back down with the twice the intention in order to give them an earth shattering secondary orgasm
Girl 1: but what's so special about him?
Girl 2: oh you have no idea, he is a professional at the double down.
Girl 1: oh damn! You lucky cow!

Guy 1: oh man, the thing with my girl is, she's a double down champ.
Guy 2: oh shit seriously? How the fuck does that even work?
Guy 1: I dunno man, but it's so hot, she leaves me completely spent.
by JakPool May 3, 2018
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47 Double Down

An old school football play that old men in their 40s and 50s refer to when bragging about their grade school football prowess.
Kenny: When we played St James in the Turkey Bowl, we ran 47 Double Down all day down thier throats.

Weber: PJ was unstoppable
by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022
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