Doogie

a very constipated shit coming out of your asshole

man i got a big black doogie poking out my ass.

by big doogie November 13, 2017

Doolittle

the last name of a total pompous bastard, a tool, a republican, an episcopalian, a flaccus, a tool.

"flaccus doolittle is such a tool"

by Meth lab October 18, 2008

Doolittle Twins

The plural usage of Doolittle

Dude 1 - See Kim & Debbie, they don't get through much work do they?
Dude 2 - Nah man your right, they are the Doolittle Twins

by jarvisarrow March 6, 2010

doogies

Cracked Underground rapper known as lil gnome made a hit song named doogies

I played doogies inside my house now its on fire.

by Lil gnome August 27, 2020

doobit

Doobit is when someone asks you to do something, and you roll a joint instead.

Them: could you please take out the trash?
You: I’ll doobit later
Them: I want a divorce, but let me hit that first.

by DaMaygun July 12, 2022

dogitude

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.

Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.

by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022

pyrs doogie

An cranky nasty old man who farts when he sits down and stands up, chews with his mouth open, and usually has bits of ham sandwich stuck between his teeth, which he proudly wears as a badge of honor. Also tends to hate Barack Obama, liberals, and anyone who looks younger than 50.

Brandon: "Gross, dude. Don't step there! That pyrs doogie hocked a loogie by the curb."
Hunter: "Thanks, bruh. Those dudes r gross."

by nickpastrana1983 December 23, 2013