Doof It

The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.

It's free if you doof it!

Hey man be careful not to sniff coke from the doofin pile

by Doofer Dan January 12, 2023

doof

food spelled backwards

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas August 19, 2007

doof

noun.

as in nerd, dingleberry, dummy; used to described someone in an affectionate but negative manner.

used in Northern California communities

Older brother: You are such a doof.

Younger sister: Am not. You're a doof.

Older brother: No you are.

Younger sister: No you are.

Also:
Dude, stop charging the line, ya big doof.

by Brookester July 11, 2005

doof

doof is when attempting to describe an unusual vagina, you describe the vagina with a word and finish the sentence with doef

A nun has such a dusty doof. A really sweaty tennis player has a muscular doof. A secretary has a prissy doof.

by LMTD Dog October 27, 2010

Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.

"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"

by number1gay November 25, 2020

doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences

AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

doof doof punk

generally a young male who likes driving aimlessly around and around annoying the shit out of everyone with his 22inch SUBWOOFERS!! in his turbo 4cyl wanka wing mobile.

There goes that fucking doof doof punk again

by Andrew October 10, 2003