Asexual distress

The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.

Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!

Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!

Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol

Person 1: what's that?

Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that

by Jess-ta trashbag May 17, 2020

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disstressedhoe

leader of the “sad bitch clique”
a spam page on instagram who is funny and sexy and post the best content.

“do you follow disstressedhoe?”
“no, why should i?
“she funny asf, you missing out!”

by blessxdtoad June 25, 2021

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Dickstressed

When you're agitated because you have blue balls

"Miley got me so dickstressed, she grinded on me with her non-existent ass all night"

by Bellbun August 13, 2017

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Distressful Dm

Wanting to contact someone you really want to link with but already messaged.. you feel. Like pestering them will piss them off so you don’t and it drives you mad.

Man I open and close my inbox all day waiting on Marshall, but he just leaves me hanging. It’s making communication distressful dm.

by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

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destressderize

In the motion of destressing . Taking off that stress .

OMG BEYONCÉ YOURE GETTING OVERWHELMED ! GO OVER THERE AND DESTRESSDERIZE FOR A MINUTE !

by ReniiFenty September 13, 2021

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Distress Call No 1

this is a distress call please help November just came to my house and put me in a sack full of rapper memorabilia and threw me inside of a Gorillaz fan page please help

I will not listen to Distress Call No 1

by psychoBBY November 5, 2022

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