Disturbed

The Best Band in the world!!! Ozzy Osbourne himself said Disturbed is the future of Metal. All you Dsiturbed haters can say what you want but when it comes down to it if you listen closely to Disturbed you will become infected with The Sickness and start to Believe and then those Fists in the Air!!

P1: Ever heard of Disturbed?

P2: Yes they are quite god like

by SicknessBelieveTTF October 27, 2006

Distanced

When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.

Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"

by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009

Distard

An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage

Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!

by Zero94 October 6, 2010

DisturbedSorrow

The biggest douchebag/fagget you will ever meet on XBOX Live. He usually says that he wants to beat his meat in your face. He has no life but to sit on his fat ass all day and play Modern Warfare 2. He also likes to shove dildos up his penis hole and make fun of my friend Kyle a.k.a. CurvedBubbles on XBOX Live.

DisturbedSorrow said he was going to rip my asshole in half with his two millimeter dick.

by mchester95 July 21, 2010

daltarted

To present a sub-standard amount of brain power infinite amount of time, but yet continuing to act of the highest honors.

Jack: Dalton you need to be more responsible.
Dalton: I handed the assignment in ,its just not online yet.
Jack:You are sooooo Daltarted.
Dalton:No, i am a very bright youngman.

by JISLORD November 6, 2010

get distracted

to get distracted by the henry stickman dance, basically the modern rick roll.

Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)

by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020

disturbed

Adj.
to be troubled emotionally or mentally; chaotic; to interfere
Noun
a rock band who have worked hard to get where they are

People who dislike DISTURBED are really mentally DISTURBED.

by Mirri August 13, 2004