Disappointment

The feeling you get when you uncap a pen and it doesn't turn into a sword

* uncaps pen* dangit! That was a disappointment!* crys*

by Persassy27 March 20, 2017

Disappenis

The complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually erect, penis which can result from one of many atrocious turnoffs which a female sexual partner is capable of during or immediately prior to intercourse. Turnoffs which a disappenis may result from could include the presumably female partner revealing her penis during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral sex, or asking her male partner "are you in yet?" several minutes after intercourse was actually initiated.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd things go with that babe after you left?

Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.

Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?

Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.

by sprackus August 27, 2010

Disastar

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

disappointmentation

a word you use to describe being in between the state of “meh” and “disappointed.”

I am feeling disappointmentation right about now.

by RestInTidePods March 14, 2018

disasterrific

Used by Rikku in Final Fantasy X2. Brother doesn't think it's proper, but Yuna picks it up anyway. Describes a really tense or bad situation.

Brother: "How are things going down there?"
Rikku: "Disasteriffic!"

by melicia April 10, 2004

Disaster Marriages

Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.

My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Disabled Football clan

Disabled Football clan discord server

Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members

by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021