dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

ditch whore

A skanky girl who will fuck anywhere - usually in ditches outside bars, and comes back into the bar muddy and disheveled.

Cindy is such a ditch whore. That's the 3rd guy tonight she's fucked outside. Give her another drink!

by Jilina September 19, 2005

tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

by Twathenge April 27, 2006

Ditching

When you make plans with someone to do something but then after you made the plans you cancel them and do something else with a different person. Some people think ditching is when you invite someone somewhere and they can't come but it's not.

That's so rude Lindsey is ditching us for Emily! She is so obsessed with her!

by Dizzy876 August 22, 2017

Dump 'n Ditch

The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.

girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."

by bibblesworth August 29, 2009

ditching class

The easy way of getting through school.

Timmy: Oh man, I didn't do my homework because I have a life outside of school.
Bobby: Oh yeah me, too. Just ditch class and you'll be fine.
Timmy: Wait what's ditching class?
Bobby: Just skipping class and doing something more productive.

by aka.flynn May 15, 2016

wrinkle ditch

another name for a woman's genitalia

Last night I totally plowed her wrinkle ditch.

by The Baller 69 February 8, 2009