Monogamous Dining

When two co-workers only have lunch with each other.

John: Steve, want to see if Chris wants to come to lunch?
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.

by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010

dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

sniffing the dining room rug

When someone falls down so drunk it appears that they are sniffing the dining room rug

Erik and Laura were so wasted they fell down and started sniffing the dining room rug

by BrianTitansword March 11, 2012

lakeside dining hall

Shitty-ass food

Lakeside Dining Hall-

Jim: "Hey did you get diarrhea from that Lakeside food?"
Harry: "Yes."

by Bossassbitch999 October 30, 2013

Fine dining pussy

When you wanna get the best puss out there you get some fine dinin pussy

Yo bro I just ate some fine dining pussy

by Pussymasterslayer69 August 31, 2019

dirty dining

performing oral sex on a woman.

Courtney Gerrish of WTMJ-TV Channel 4 in Milwaukee was the reporter on a story about "Dirty Dining." She's tall, thin, blonde........I'd like to do a little dirty dining with her...on my face!!

by earpuller July 13, 2006