Dorktopus

The maximum level of dorkiness able to be achieved.
Imagine the highest level of dork, and multiply it by eight.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just finished this ten season anime last night"
Guy 2: "You're such a fucking dorktopus"

by Godfrey99 June 8, 2020

Dickinpussified

When you’re really horny, but to
Exhausted or drunk/hungover to fuck. Like a petrified tree that can’t grow.

Dude, I thought you were going out with Tina tonight. No man last night got me too dickinpussified.

by Txhottiern October 15, 2023

DickToasting

To stick your penis inside of a toaster and turn it on, toasting your penis

Josh: "hey bro did you hear what happened to John?"
Seth: "no what happened?"

Josh: "he's going to the hospital for doing DickToasting

by Cyrian_Bingely March 24, 2024

dickthusiasm

An amalgamation of the words "dick" and "enthusiasm" - used to describe one's excitement, or specific attention toward, phallic items, or often simply male genitalia itself.

"How was the date last night?"
"Awesome! Explorative Mormons have incredible dickthusiasm!"

by BobVenture April 1, 2024

Dickpuss Talk

Explicit and whack sexual talk just to pass time more wildly.

That Group Chat Turned Into Dickpuss Talk Last Light.

by TangyClit August 22, 2025