dickscrape

1. A blowjob which involves scraping a guy's dick across the front of your teeth.

My girl dickscraped me last night. Damn, the feel of her teeth on my cock was INTENSE!

by Mr. Miscreant January 7, 2014

Dicksome

Is a group of dicks kissing and trying to fuck sausages while doing math.

We need to have a dicksome to finish our math.

by Zebrasare4real November 26, 2016

dickoscopy

What doctors do when they insert a camera in your bladder by going through your penis.

A.K.A. "transurethral endoscopy" or "cystoscope"

I went to a urologist and he did dickoscopy to see what was going on.

by Holly Goodhead August 28, 2017

dickcome

The amount of dick you get. It’s like income but in the term of dicks.

I won’t post him on my instagram because that would hurt my dickcome

by SaraStier May 7, 2018

Dickscount

A discount for dicks.

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting

by JayyTheOrc May 9, 2018

Dickstop

There are two meanings of this word, the literal and the metaphoric one. The literal meaning: "Otherwise known as the Womb when the penis is of sufficient length" and the metaphoric meaning: "Anything that prevents a man from nutting".

Damn, its such a shit feeling when one of your own boys takes your girl and pulls a dickstop on you.
Sex with her isn't all that good, her womb is too much of a dickstop, cant even fit halfway in...

by CursedEgg June 17, 2019

Dicksome

A room full of dicks... also considered as a liars table..

Would you like to join us at the coffee shop for a dicksome

by Bumpitup March 28, 2020