dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.

If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.

by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013

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dickspittle

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Used in conversation as meaning to be insignificant, unimportant or irrelevant dickspittle the word actually refers to the urine that remains in the forskin of an uncircumcised man's penis when he goes to the washroom.

The word can be used as an insult (to be called unimportant), to reject a proposal (similar to saying, "hell no") or as a description of an object or situation.

Words that can be used similarly include flyspeck, pissass and dirtbag based on the situation.

Example One:

Man One: Why don't we go out and get some drinks, forget all life's worries?
Man Two: Dickspittle! I am not in the mood to waste my life away.

Example Two:

Woman One: Oh, let's go out into the country, it would be ever so much fun!
Woman Two: No, I won't be going of to some dickspittle farm in the middle of nowhere.

by Nate July 7, 2004

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