dicspañol

(noun) A linguistic expert fluent in the dialect of fellatio.

"Dude, I gave this drunk chick a ride home from the bar last night and she wouldn't stop talking dicspañol. I just wanted to fall asleep when we got to her house."

by Axe grinderdragon June 10, 2016

Dickpendant

A female who validates themselves based on having a dick in their lives.

" she's always with a new dude, chick is so dickpendant. Like she can't function without a dick around"

by Big Durrick April 7, 2017

dickanus

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

by Roxton September 13, 2006

Dickpunch

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.

I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.

by carolsarah December 18, 2011

Dickanomics

Dickanomics is a subject most preferred by penis enthusiasts. Specifically the term is used when one party seeks to master a particular way one penis works.

Jason: Babe, you are stroking too hard. You need to loosen your grip and twist a bit using your mouth.

Girl: So if I pay attention, does this mean I pass Jason's Dickanomics 101?

by breakthepanorama March 16, 2010

dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

Dickman

An eloquent insult conjured up in the 2010 era to describe or refer to someone in the act of dicking around, dicking with and/or around someone, or flat out being a dick. All of this without visual contact of said dick.

"Keegan you dickman, get over here with that hammer."
"Dickman alert: Here comes Preston."
"Throw away that apple core you dickman."

by Anti-dickman February 15, 2010