Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009

dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

dicklefloss

A supreme insult indicating someone with a johnson so thin it can be used as dental floss.

He's such a jerk he probably uses dicklefloss.

by Atsepmet February 17, 2008

Dickasaur

a totally annoying jerk who you want to call more than just a dick.

"Oh my god. He's a total dickasaur for not asking her out!"

by Bekahh! March 16, 2009

Dickishly

To do something in a selfish way. Act like a penis.
Be shallow, conceded, in a full-of-yourself manner. To come off as a dick.

Since I dickishly forgot to ask.

by dangerstranger. September 19, 2009