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`~`Zeta`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Zeta`~`

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

dick suckers cramp 

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.
Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

dick-suckery fa-sho

A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.
That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa-sho!

After a speedy pizza delivery, you write on the online survey that your service was, dick-suckery fa-sho!
dick-suckery fa-sho by MODhouse March 29, 2009