Devoted

Invoke or utter a curse upon.

The enemy army was devoted with dangerous sacrifices to the gods of war.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

Detited

detited
/ˈdēˌtīdəd/ verb (medical-ish, tragicomic)

1. The brutal and often accidental act of losing a tit — via surgery, street fight, velociraptor, or freak blender incident. Usually followed by a stunned silence, a GoFundMe, and an uncomfortable explanation.

“She went bungee jumping in a knock-off bra and came back detited. Gravity shows no mercy.”

by Nippleless May 23, 2025

Deviated cervix

It’s like a deviated septum but a southern man can’t say it the right way.

When your allergeticals are so bad you can’t breath through your deviated cervix

by Mrs.scoot July 10, 2025

Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

by kgarrity May 21, 2020

lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022