derpreciate

When something lessens in price or estimated value as a result of an act of stupidity, or derp.

The population of the UK voted for Brexit and now the British pound has been derpreciated.

by Danack June 7, 2018

Deplented

The act of inventing something that was already invented before, not to your knowledge

Me: bro look I invented this life hack

Bro: you didn’t invent that, I already saw that somewhere

Me: well I didn’t see what you’re talking about
Bro: then you deplented the life hack

by lr LITBIF June 15, 2021

derpetrator

One who is responsible for committing a stupid act.

One of my roommates left the oven on. Again. Okay, guys... who's the derpetrator here?

by spiffy_kimbean May 10, 2011

Derpentine

Noun: a comment so stupid that it can be used to strip even the most durable house paint.

Palin: hurr durr derp derp hurr durr Russia hurr durr folksy
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.

by Grae Hall May 2, 2010

Derpfest

A period of time where everything and everyone involved is acting like a complete derp.

I stopped playing Zelda cause the Water Temple was such a Derpfest.

by WeOwnTheNite May 10, 2011

depleted uranium

What America puts on the tips of their bullets, because it is so hard. Depleted Uranium is known to cause birth defects after uranium dust had been inhaled or drank after it leeched into the water system. using depleted uranium should be considered a warcrime.

"We went to a hospital in Southern Iraq,
and a woman was there with a very deformed child and
her husband had been in the Iraqi Army and had been
in the battles in Southern Iraq and
came home and they produced a baby with very severe
malformations... Both the Leukemia rates in children and
malformations at birth had increased by 600%
and it was clearly an epidemic where all this
Depleted uranium had been dumped... It becomes a dust that can be inhaled and infect the blood stream and the rest
of the body and it was the opinion of the
doctors there that this was caused by depleted uranium...
They simply saw this as being a direct result of the
war by United States."

-U.S. Representative, Jim McDermott

by the dark wanderer November 28, 2007

Deplenished

When supply runs out.

When the Natty Light is deplenished it is your turn to buy beer.

by JassyS May 22, 2009