Demetrius

He’s just that nigga 🤷🏽 ♂️

Bro Demetrius just bought me a AP he’s that nigga

by Mr.Lunchable November 23, 2021

Demetri

A boy that is

a really big thot

Omg your a demetri

by GG69420 April 29, 2019

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

dametrous

He thinks he's better then everyone and that he is a super star. But the truth is he just wants to get you in bed.

"I hate you, you know, but I really wanna get you in bed." Says Dametrous

by Love hater January 20, 2018

Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019

Demetrius#8654

A very cool and handsome giga chad.

Wow, you are such a Demetrius#8654 today.

by candice deez ligma September 21, 2021