Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.

Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.

by acs26 September 4, 2012

egg dealer

an egg dealer is someone who deals egg

person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes

by clucks the egg dealer January 24, 2021

dale cloud

a real child preadtor and just stares at the thick girls ass
if you want to meet his email is dale.cloud @ lebanonct.org

dale cloud danger if you see him run

by pxscii February 5, 2020

Taking a Dale

getting angry at someone for no apparent reason

all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale

by anonymouse1 October 11, 2007

Dale Shitty

Northern Virginia surburb of Washington DC (Dale City) with majority minority problem, hence drugs, crime etc. Also referred to as "Little D.C." (since Washington has the same problem on a much more grand scale).

Person A: "Did you hear about that gang rape in Dale Shitty?"

Person B: "And in other news.......the sky is blue."

by Mayor Marion Berry May 7, 2011

Dalen

The most amazing man that you will ever meet.
He's sweet, kind, caring, generous, trustworthy, considerate, honest, and just... perfect. No one can top Dalen, it's an impossibility. He knows how to treat his ladies and has the biggest heart EVER! He's an amazing friend and will go well out of his way for anyone he cares about. He has an amazing smile and is just a doll. Be jealous.

My boyfriend Dalen is better than yours.

by assylA manrAnaV August 7, 2009

Dale Gribble

The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.

Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.

Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......

by Hi-Ya Zip May 16, 2009