Dez Bryant

A man who has lost his hands.

Dez Bryant was once a man who could catch a td pass. That was a long, long time ago..

by OleManPeyton18 June 18, 2018

Dez

A cute boy who shows his love to everyone. Has a short temper with people he doesn't like but is general calm. He is an amazing boyfriend and person. He also has an exceedingly large penis and is super hot. He has long been hair and hazel eyes. He's also bisexual/pansexual. He's the funniest person you will ever meet.

Boy 1: OMG Dez is soooo cute. I would screw him so hard.

Girl 2: OMG yeeeeeessssss

by Rheeeeweeweeeeeeeewwe May 31, 2019

Dez

Someone who doesn't clean himself. Hygiene is a foreign concept and so is work ethic. Empty pockets is an addiction, and no accountability is his affliction.

No one likes a "Dez". Don't be like that guy, its pitiful.

by marypopoffins December 5, 2023

dez nuts

Ur mom

Dez nuts is ugly

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Dez

Dez: The realest nigga around and pulls mad bitches

He is such a dez

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Dez

“Have a Go”

“Have a DEZ on E” (E meaning him)

“Have a go oh him”

by Blakeleybowdez June 10, 2022

dez caught it

“dez caught it” refers to a controversial play that happened on January 11,2015 on a NFC Divisional game between the Dallas Cowboys vs. Green Bay Packers.On a 4th a 2,Cowboys qb Tony Romo made a deep pass down the sideline which was caught by Dez Bryant.Green Bays coach Mike McCarthy challenged the play which ended up being overturned.The Dallas Cowboys ended up losing the game which fans felt that they shouldn’t have lost if not for that play.

guy 1:”remember when the cowboys lost to the packers in 2014”
guy 2:”yeah when dez caught it”

by footballnerdlmaoo February 18, 2024