dating

An absolute waste of time. The early stages of a inevitiblly-doomed relationship where two insecure people waste their time by puting on a fake act for the intent of impressing someone you don't like very much or not compatible with. It often ends in an ugly manner when you meet someone else you like better.

I don't do it because I don't like the headache it causes. I just want to meet a girl and court her until we are married. Dating is an absolute waste of time for me.
Dating is a 20th Century phenomenom and an absolute waste of time.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 04, 2007
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Dangling your highly elaborately decorated, and sometimes scented, rod into the sea, in the hope of catching a date (of the dried prune variety or otherwise)
I've just upgraded my rod to a bigger one. DO you think it will help me to get more dates?
by misskathica August 19, 2003
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colloquial for anus.

Derived from the resemblance to the dried fruit of the same name.
You can kiss my date.
by sharingispower June 12, 2013
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A pointless waste of time... defined by massive usage of cologne and/or perfume, awkward sweaty hand-holding, and feelings of puppy love that usually dissolve in a few weeks (or less)
"we're dating, and, like, he, like, is picking me up in 10 minutes!"
"wow, you, like, smell, really, like, strong!"
by h_diddy August 18, 2003
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When two lovers go out for dinner and a movie.
Guy: Lets go for dinner and a movie.
Gal: It's a date!
by Mangoesss June 26, 2009
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Going with someone to know more things about them.
He went on a date with her to know more about her
by Verynormalman December 23, 2017
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when a guy and a girl spend time alone together
she went to his house to play video games for a date
by cjwuzhere November 14, 2012
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