Polyclitoral Discombobulation

A disease in which a woman has more than one clitoris. Usually in an unusual position, eg. shoulder, between the toes. Most women choose to have it surgically removed. Others keep them, usually only when in a convenient location on their body.

"Look, that girl has Polyclitoral Discombobulation! I can tell by the fact that she has a Clit on her forehead."

by Littleredz March 3, 2009

discombobligated

1) The state of frenzy and confusion caused by commiting yourself to too many obligations, (i.e. school, kids, cubscouts, volunteer religion teacher, AA, spinning classes, yoga, carpooling, etc...)
2) The state otherwise referred to as being spread too thin.

Her mother became discombobligated after she agreed to host the next P.T.A. meeting on the same day as her daughter's piano recital.

by C.Q. Scafidi September 19, 2007

discombobulation

the act of the molecular structure of a human (for arguments sake) being taken apart at an atomical level, and put back together into a different order by the act of recombobulation.

also a cool word that sounds funny when your fucked.

Discombobulation-
wendy got discombobulated and recombobulated into a pumpkin, then proceded to batter the fuck out of the punky lemon that was currently the ocupied form of sheep.

by The Mother Fucking Lemon February 6, 2006

Discombobulated

To be in caos or, not fully organized.
To be unassembled or messed up.

Someone fix this pipe its all discombobulated

by Jennifer Hamilton January 22, 2009

discombobbulated

dazed and confused. stupified, dumbified, lost, lost sense of direction, dizzy, etc... see stupified

"I'm all discombobbulated."

by "B" February 14, 2006

discombobulated

Not understanding the situation. When ones head is in the clouds and one acts oblivious.

I ask a friend to to give me his take on a situation he should be familiar with, and he doesn't comprehend or acts like he has no idea what I'm talking about.

by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

discombobbled

disoriented; messed up; confused, boggled

Your directions discombobbled me.

by Alec Justice July 2, 2006