dammit orton

Blaming American Football player Kyle Orton when anything bad happens. Came about when Tim Tebow fans booed Kyle Orton for no other reason than he was not Tim Tebow. First uttered on Fark.com.

...when grandma slammed her fingers in the car door, she exclaimed, "Dammit Orton!"

by angryenrie September 14, 2011

Dammit Samet

When a female, usually a stripper, makes a man stick an ice cube out his mouth and has intercourse with the ice cube. He keeps his head still or bops it while the ice cube is grinded by the female's vagina. After the intercourse with the ice cube ends, the man must consume the ice cube drenched in vaginal juice or release it from his mouth.

Savannah jumped on top of him and forced the young man to receive a Dammit Samet; he looked happy afterwards.

by Steve the Ferret February 22, 2007

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Dammit Darbie

An expression used when in disbelief of what someone did.

"Yeah so I didn't know what else to do, so I slapped him."
"Dammit Darbie, you don't just slap the president"

by pseudonym is already taken November 7, 2013

Fat dammit!

Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.

Fat dammit! That guy just cut me off, so I couldn't get off the ramp to merge properly. That Fat Bastard!

by Toxic Ink October 8, 2008

Dammit Jim

When you don’t want to curse and you need to express anger say this.

Person 1: Who are the last cookie
Person 2: I did
Person 1 Dammit Jim

by ZubatAlert July 12, 2019

dammit moment

A short but embarassing moment in which something completely unexpected and bad happens to you.

I had a really bad dammit moment when my girlfriend and I were hooking up and my mom sent me an annoying text message while my phone was on. Anither dammit moment happened when I farted while we were having anal sex.

by ifartedinbedlastnight January 22, 2012