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Swiping on dating apps using your penis. Dwipe refers to a 'dick swipe' hence a 'dwipe'.

Dwiping is usually done for luck and/or comic effect. It also may or may not make for a great 'how we met' story.
"Man I'm telling you, I dwiped up some really promising matches last night!"

"Dude, do you really need to dwipe in here??"
by Verbis October 30, 2018
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dwimnwis

A magical item that all Information Technology related people are suposed to have that allow us to translate what someone asks for into what someone actually wants.

It is an acronym derived from Do What I Mean, Not What I Say.
Man, I screwed up, I gave the user exactly what he asked for instead of using my dwimnwis to give him what he needed.
by ITGuy May 8, 2008
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Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)
Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”
by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018
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Dwight Yoakam

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.
Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!
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Dwight Schrute

"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)
by Dissagilator October 17, 2008
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dwidget

1.The result of a sexual union between a dwarf and a midget
If Gary Coleman and Mini-Me had a love child it'd be a dwidget.
by Pink Polo January 30, 2005
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dwim

An acronym that indicates 'Do What I Mean', i.e. not what I said.
When Bill is telling Carl where to pick him up, Bill makes a mistake that Carl points out. Bill says, "Hey, just DWIM!"

Or Bill could say, "Sorry just dwimify that!"

Could also use DWIW = Do What I Want
by Drotellion April 3, 2008
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