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Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004
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Cat Dripper 

A person that possesses some of the finest clothing in Roblox history. The topmost people in all of Roblox buy and wear Cat Drip, and you are one of the greats if you are wearing it.
Did you see that Cat Dripper over there? He is so cool!
Cat Dripper by Froot Shoot May 5, 2021
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Drink slave 

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you drinks, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.
Ben! Ben! Ben! were is my drink slave?
Drink slave by Cecemadison May 24, 2018
Strong Independent Handsome man. Girls are drawn to his charm.
Dridge is the All Star Captain.
Dridge by Keepnit2gether August 9, 2021
An unexpected twinge of attraction for a friend, a flutter of desire you don't necessarily want to feel that didn't even seem possible up until this point, a flame that you will leave unattended until the fire it starts becomes a problem.
When I first met you we were just friends but now I have a feeling of drisson when I think about you.
drisson by Joe mama obama February 3, 2022

Shut up and drink your moonshine 

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.
After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"
A classic genre dedicated to combining elements of hip-hop and water.

Essentially a beat fused with atmospherey oceanic melodies that closesly resemble the sweet sounds of the sea.

Most notable state to have aided in the creation of said genre would be New Jersey. That's not to say during its history some hints of Drip-Hop haven't poked its head throughout mainstream media.

Originally deriving from the Uptop area it wasn't until 2014/2015 when the genre began catching major storm among the emergence of new artist's across the East Coast with the help of aqua pack.

Jersey City holds the record for most consistent quality Drip-Hop produced, continually adding improvements without constant drastic changes to it sonically.
Mark
"I love drip hop, this shit is water!"

Johnny
"This genre wet asf is me favorite"
Drip Hop by Dank Ocean March 9, 2018