the hair dresser

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.

So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

by Babba O'Reilley March 6, 2011

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

dressel

A big giant douche. Sometimes slightly felched.

You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!

by notbone June 20, 2007

mutton dressed as dog dirt

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

Dressed to the Eights

Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.

"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"

by GPurvis November 4, 2013

dresser

when you get your dick stuck in your zipper

I hope i never have to deal with the pain of a dresser.

by cluster fuck rainbow fish March 17, 2009

Dressed to kill

In the early days of organized crime, the most deadly, viscous, and criminal mobsters used to dress in very nice clothes (suits) for uniformity and intimidation purposes. Of course being the mob gangsters they were, they killed a lot of people in their everyday attire of suits and ties.

Example 1

Jim: How do you like my tuxedo for prom tonight??

Jim's father: Well, I'd say that you're dressed to kill son....

Example 2

Jerry: Man, did you see those 2 hitmen in Breaking Bad?

Jeffery: Yeah I did man, they were dressed to kill, yo!!

by Larry Berkshire March 2, 2018