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douchebeg

How Canadian's say douchebag. This word can also be used by Americans making fun of the way Canadians say douchebag.
Hey windy, your a really Canadian douchebeg.
by Kayaker16 February 5, 2010
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Douchekeg

Someone who pisses you off so much you want to punch them in the face, and also resembles a keg of dirty used Douche bags

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Your such a Douchekeg.
by Turk6969 July 1, 2007
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Doucheperger

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.
He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.
by captaincursor February 9, 2008
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Douchekerchief

n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator glasses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.
My bud: That party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?

Me: Oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as I like to call it... the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.
by Dragoncat14 May 2, 2010
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Doucheless

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.
This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.
by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010
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douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches
you are such a good douchelete!
by aakasd420 October 5, 2010
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doucheneer

When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.
This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!
by ampercule August 14, 2011
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