A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

doppleganger

A person who looks so much like you that it's Eerie & Unbelieveable!!!!

I found my lookalike doppleganger on Twin Strangers~Amazing & they say Everyone has 7 dopplegangers!!

doppleganger by Starchylde June 4, 2015

dopplebanger

When you bang someone solely because they look similar to another person you want to do.

Guy 1: She looks kind-of like Jessica Alba, but less hot.
Guy 2: Shes a dopplebanger for sure.

dopplebanger by "they" in thats what they say August 29, 2009

Derpelganger

1. The awkward, goofy-looking version of yourself.
2. Your twin with Downs Syndrome.
3. When you see someone you think you know out of the corner of your eye, only to realize upon closer inspection that the person is in fact a derp-y version of the friend you thought you saw. This is your friend's derpelganger.

I totally thought I saw you stumbling around drunk by the mall today, but it turns out it was your derpelganger.

Derpelganger by Dino_Pravo June 28, 2012

doppledanger 

another name for a penis

I was telling this girl I thought she might find my doppledanger pretty interesting.

doppledanger by pussy bee December 3, 2019

dopplefanger 

1) The exact look-alike vampire version of person. NOT an exact mirror image version because vampires have no mirror image.

2) True Blood meets How I Met You Mother

That girl with the monkey bite on her neck is telling everybody she was bitten by my dopplefanger.

dopplefanger by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

doppleginger 

an exact look alike of someone, but in ginger form. Usual traits include hair as red as the flaming sun, freckled face, and can also include skin paler than that of the glittery Edward Cullen.

Mr. Robers, I regret to inform you that we have discovered you have a doppleginger, and will no longer be able to be your cellular phone provider

doppleginger by mwinification June 10, 2011