Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.

I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.

by Wendolyn July 15, 2024

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Domestically horny

The feeling when you get a new cleaning product, or appliance, and the urge to use it overtakes your mind body and soul

I saved up my washing because I knew when the tumble dryer arrived I would be domestically horny

by Lizziebopeep November 11, 2025

cultive domesticity

a cult of women who stay at home all day cooking, cleaning, and making sandwiches.

Go join the cultive domesticity and make me a sandwich.

by Miss Kohl Nolan November 11, 2010