Dis Dick

A term used to piss people off
Refering to my dick

Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!

If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.

by Mastapiece October 6, 2004

Dis-Fucking-Gusting

Dis-Fucking-Gusting is used when the good 'ol standard disgusting just won't do in conveying your utter disgust.

Dude: Damn, Nick's burps are Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!
Trick: I concur.

Nick: Heather is Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!!
Matt: I rather enjoy her...

by RaiderRob December 20, 2010

dis dood

A meme found on the internet mainly used to roast people.

Look at dis dood... no no no no no.. *bursts out laughing*
look at the top of his head... *even more laughing*

by I like memes August 28, 2018

dis-o

The nickname for the event more formally known as freshman disorientation. The opposite of freshmen orientation, the purpose of this eventful is for upperclassmen get all of the freshmen really drunk and humiliate them.

Oh did you go to the dorm's dis-o last night? I heard they served pink panty droppers and then locked all of the freshmen in a closet.

by EmmJayy Blige September 18, 2010

Dis Dick

A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

by mybayarea December 11, 2010

dis-embuckle

to dis-embuckle someone or something in an aggressive manner.

Looks like it is time to dis-embuckle my safety straps.

by TrustMe1936 February 23, 2022

Dis-Grundeled

1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.

2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.

1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.

2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 16, 2005