carpin all those diems

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.

Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems

by Greg Dingwell November 01, 2017

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DIEM

1. The epitome of a true ganster and a prince all in one.

2. Diem is like a true spartan, hot yet deadly.

3. A demi god blessed with unique traits that separates him from the rest. . Diem is brilliant, and divine, he possesses a type of supernatural gift to call upon any many he wishes, both men and women lust after him, as well the ability to manifest into reality whatever he wants, powers of persuation, ability to bend time and space continuum, immunity to karma, immunity to haters, and still many abilities that have yet to be determined. Diem also carries himself with a natural beautiful charm.

1. Oh my Diem.
2. I hate that Diem, with his effortless perfection, but I can’t stop starring.

3. I heard Diem can manipulate the weather, he will clear a cloudy day but can conjure up clouds dark as night over anyone.

4. Diem has a fiercely powerful mind, yet such a sweet kind heart.

by OfOya April 07, 2022

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If your name is Diem, chances are you don't leave your room. Diem is probably pretty short. He seems like the type of guy to spend too much time playing Hearts of Iron IV. He's a communist too. It's not all bad though. Diem is a pretty funny guy too, sometimes. He's still a communist.

"Aw man, did you hear that Diem is a communist?"

"Average communist"

by thebigman1221 August 01, 2023

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carpe diem

Like YOLO but way cooler.

Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.

by PancakesRule September 02, 2019

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