Daimyo

The feudal lords who the samurai served under.

Each samurai had a lord in which he served. The Daimyo were known for their skill as generals and military leaders. Following the shogun, the daimyo were the most powerful rulers from the 10th century to the early 19th. The daimyo were only subordinate to the Shogun and only one man at a time could be Shogun. There were many daimyos all across Japan, but there was only one Shogun at a time. The samurai who had no lord were known as Ronin.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ June 18, 2011

Daily Express

A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades.

The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.

DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE

Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.

In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"

by Dai Annafan September 7, 2007

daily driver

An object that is used as a standard, regularly, or on a daily basis.

I just bought the HTC M10, it will replace my M8 as my daily driver.
I have the Smok V8 vape stick and the alien. I use the alien as my daily driver.
I have the Berretta M9 and PX4, the PX4 is my daily driver for concealed carry.

by tASUKISAN February 18, 2017

oopsy daisy

Making a mistake. Usually used with a mostly insignificant mistake

Plural: oopsy daisies

Jack:oopsy daisy, just dropped my pencil
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Steve: bob what did you do?!? You just deleted your english essay

Bob: Oh crap.....i guess i just picked myself a bunch of oopsy daisies.

by neckaphobia March 10, 2011

Daisy

Daisy is small and soft and very pretty. She is quite shy and finds it difficult to trust people, but this is gradually improving. She loves her food and is quite forward about asking for a meal and when she eats her table manners are not the best. She is very talkative, but is sometimes difficult to understand. She is not an intellectual, but sometimes exhibits some quite amazing insights. She hasn’t had the easiest of lives and this worries her sometimes as she thinks bad things may happen to her again. She loves to play and is very energetic, but she also loves to sleep and will spend hours drowsing with her eyes half-closed.

We got her from an animal rescue organisation, she’s a tortie-white cat and her name is Daisy.

by AKACroatalin April 26, 2015

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Daisy

The name of a girl who defines the limits in terms of appearance, personality, intellect. Daisy is the girl that every guy wants to date and the friend that every girl want to have. She is kind-hearted, thoughtful and a very nice person to be around. She is also a great guitarist and pianist who can play everything perfectly.

"I wish I was a Daisy"-everyone

by AStrangerUTrust January 17, 2015