Jack, "Would you consider me a celebrity?"
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."
by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008
Get the Celebrity mug.a person who considers themselves to be a celebrity when they really aren't. they are the stereotypical "one hit wonder" or "nobody" and when referenced people say "who is that?". they usually have lost all of their money and are terribly desperate for attention. a typical z-lister will be on or will host a game show or reality show (such as dancing with the stars, flavor/rock of love type show, celebrity fit club, or a regular show uses "celebrity" twist to get ratings). they like to announce their presence in public places, and will usually call paparazzi with their location in hopes of getting mentioned on TV, internet, or a magazine. the overly obnoxious z-lister will do annoying things and will be really loud in public. Even resorting to talking in the 3rd person to try and jog people's memory with the name. if a z-lister has a fan base, it consists of the most deperate middle-aged/menopausal women who had hopes of being the celebrity girlfriend/wife, but only have a chance with a Z-lister.
what is the list of z-list celebrities on this season's Dancing with the Stars?
Scott Baio is 46 and preganant??? Since when does that Z-list celebrity have a show?
VH1 hires all of the z-list celebrities.
Robert Loggia? Who is that? Is he some sort of z-list celebrity.
annoying things done in public would include
-when asked to spell name, they say each letter individually with an example (D as in don O as in OMG it's don N as in no way that's don)
-speaking loudly in 3rd person
-talking to people that they don't know and mentioning their second shot of fame, also very loudly
-posting news about themselves on a website
-calling paparazzi and paying them to sell his/her story
-making a scene in public to get attention (even if it's negative. attention is attention)
Scott Baio is 46 and preganant??? Since when does that Z-list celebrity have a show?
VH1 hires all of the z-list celebrities.
Robert Loggia? Who is that? Is he some sort of z-list celebrity.
annoying things done in public would include
-when asked to spell name, they say each letter individually with an example (D as in don O as in OMG it's don N as in no way that's don)
-speaking loudly in 3rd person
-talking to people that they don't know and mentioning their second shot of fame, also very loudly
-posting news about themselves on a website
-calling paparazzi and paying them to sell his/her story
-making a scene in public to get attention (even if it's negative. attention is attention)
by Alx Nichole January 11, 2009
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a local celebrity is a person locally famous but relatively unknown beyond a given locale.
i.e. the new kid on the block, the most popular person in school, weathermen.
i.e. the new kid on the block, the most popular person in school, weathermen.
by Goodbudz April 10, 2009
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It is important to distinguish between someone who is just famous and someone who is a celebrity however, the two are not mutually exclusive. Someone who is famous is merely well-known whereas a celebrity is someone who engages in celebrity behaviour, for example, appearing in “Celebrity” magazines such as OK and Hello in pictures designed to show how fabulously wealthy/good looking they are; appearing in magazines under such articles titles as “How I lost 50 pounds in 4 days!” or “How I overcame some kind of heartbreak!” like any evolved, thinking person gives a shit. For Christ’s sake, how insecure are these people.
Celebrities are confused. They have lost sight of what important in life i.e. spiritual fulfilment and well being of all people, and now cling to their own celebrity status as though it is that which keeps them alive. It has become the sickly sweet teat from which they must be constantly nourished in order to feel like a functioning member of society whereas in fact they are a plague on the society they crave acceptance from or a feeling of belonging to. We would all be better off if they just went away.
Theirs is indeed a cruel fate: their status suggests to them importance and acceptance yet they are simply one of too many soulless ciphers existing in some kind of sub-human circle of self-perpetuating self-promotion.
It is important to distinguish between someone who is just famous and someone who is a celebrity however, the two are not mutually exclusive. Someone who is famous is merely well-known whereas a celebrity is someone who engages in celebrity behaviour, for example, appearing in “Celebrity” magazines such as OK and Hello in pictures designed to show how fabulously wealthy/good looking they are; appearing in magazines under such articles titles as “How I lost 50 pounds in 4 days!” or “How I overcame some kind of heartbreak!” like any evolved, thinking person gives a shit. For Christ’s sake, how insecure are these people.
Celebrities are confused. They have lost sight of what important in life i.e. spiritual fulfilment and well being of all people, and now cling to their own celebrity status as though it is that which keeps them alive. It has become the sickly sweet teat from which they must be constantly nourished in order to feel like a functioning member of society whereas in fact they are a plague on the society they crave acceptance from or a feeling of belonging to. We would all be better off if they just went away.
Theirs is indeed a cruel fate: their status suggests to them importance and acceptance yet they are simply one of too many soulless ciphers existing in some kind of sub-human circle of self-perpetuating self-promotion.
Posh Spice: a celebrity so helplessly self-absorbed that her own promotion is all she has left.
J-Lo: The one human being in the world upon which I would gladly wish death.
To name but two from an endless list consisting of unmitigated sewage constantly poluting our precious, precious world with their own bile.
J-Lo: The one human being in the world upon which I would gladly wish death.
To name but two from an endless list consisting of unmitigated sewage constantly poluting our precious, precious world with their own bile.
by MPCmonkey April 9, 2006
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Katonis
One who looks like Kate
no one cares about Kate
John and Kate are both non-celebrities
NOTE: these were not the John and Kate from John and Kate + 8, if so they would be celebrities
Katonis
One who looks like Kate
no one cares about Kate
John and Kate are both non-celebrities
NOTE: these were not the John and Kate from John and Kate + 8, if so they would be celebrities
by Nalta June 27, 2009
Get the non-celebrities mug.When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005
Get the Celebrity Contraction mug.A pseudo-politician who has become better known for their celebrity than for their politics. Celebriticians fame creates an unwarrented narcissism that makes them think intelligent people give a shit about what they have to say. Celebriticians hubris allows them to believe that they are in fact a real politician; when actually they are nothing more than pretty people with canned speeches being used by extremist groups to spew talking points in effort to rally the masses towards voting against their own interest.
Man1- did you see that speech Palin gave to the Tea-baggers?
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
Man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn't forget to mention the ECONOMY!
Man1- true dat....but she is a total MILF!
Man2- dude get a grip she's dumb as a box of rocks.
Man1- I'm totally gonna vote for her if she runs...cuz she's smokin' hot!
Man2-The whole country will go to hell in a handbag if the collective penis' of the masses puts a Celebritician in The White House!
by Jen Schmen February 9, 2010
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