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Crusty Snot Trough

The skid marks on a woman's panties caused by vaginal discharge which tends to dry and look like the combination of both a traditional skid mark and rock candy. Having the slight odor of urine, cum and rotted fish. This is one sign that the female in question has Gash Rash and is someone you may not want to go down on (for fear of growing hair on your tongue) or have sex with (at least not without wearing 10 condoms). Mostly prevalent at raves, strip clubs and Grateful Dead or Phish shows.
I went to the strip club and this dancer asked me to take her home and give it to her good. I was really looking forward to the sex until I pulled her g-string off with my teeth and saw the Crusty Snot Trough on the inside of the material.
by DJ Fuzzynutz January 9, 2011
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curstin

An amazing person who deserves more then she gets. A jersey girl, that wants to experience life with her best friends. Attachment not being in her vocabulary, but she's willing to love. Too good for the average guy, and better then the best. Strong, gorgeous and fearless. Has the confidence to walk by HHC and smile. Loves Ninja.
HHC looked at her and was like damnnn look at curstin.
by AAA. December 9, 2008
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crusty omlet

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.
Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.
by adawg123456 October 31, 2007
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Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.
He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009
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Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010
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crusty busty

Ejaculating on a girls chest, then allowing it to dry.
I just gave that girl a crusty busty.
by name00 March 27, 2015
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crusty wipe

When you masturbate while having a crap then wipe with the tissue you came in.
I have a sticky ass after that crusty wipe
by Tedaa May 15, 2016
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