chronic 2001

A. a more specific (non-official) title of dr. dre's masterpiece hip-hop album. occasionally people will mix up The Chronic and Chronic 2001. to avoid this confusion simply use the latter.

B. considered by many as the pinnacle of all hip-hop albums because of its production and its all-star list of featured guests. simply put; it was made by the best, with the best, and therefore one of the greatest rap efforts of all time.

A. girl : eyy what CD is this? the chronic??

guy: nah trick! know your history its called chronic 2001!!!

girl : shit, sorry

guy: you ask me everyday so just remember it!

girl : i was just confused thats all

B. fan 1 : got new system in my car, lets blast it!

fan 2 : word lets see what she's got.
fan 1 inserts CD into player

fan 1 : yeaa yeaa young weezy boii go hard on diz track!!
fan 2 smacks fan 1 and throws CD out the window. fan 2 proceeds to insert chronic 2001. they lock eyes and nod in accordance.

by sal lover December 17, 2009

chron

Aside from describing highly potent marijuana, used as an adjective by stoners to describe something that is really good, particularly describing delicious food.

Dude, that crunch wrap I got from Taco Bell was sooooooo chron.

I'm about to go home and grub some chron dankness.

by KETTELLS December 30, 2007

coffee and chronic

n. The act of smoking high-grade marijuana while drinking freshly-brewed coffee.

1. Brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.

2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.

3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?

by clay 045 June 18, 2010

Xenoblade Chronicles

An underrated JRPG on the Wii, New Nintendo 3ds, and Nintendo Switch. Known for its great story and themes, the blone anime swordie in Smash Bros who can see the future for some random reason, and that one random furball named Riki who's a meme
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"

"It's Reyn time to play Xenoblade Chronicles!"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"

by GeoZ1234 December 18, 2020

chronic lyricosis

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs

"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"

by cricket March 22, 2005

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.

That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

by t. tease January 25, 2013