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cumoter

A hotel TV remote that’s been used for cooter play
The chick from tinder squirted all over the remote now it’s a cumoter
by JRS December 9, 2022
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Cumputer

A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.

Some people think they need to cumpute everything.

Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)

There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.

Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.

Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.

Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?

Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!

Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!

Would you like to cumpute a family together?

Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.

People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.

Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.

Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
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Dumb Cumpster

1. A pejorative to the term Cum Dumpster meaning the opposite of a female cum dumpster-hence dumb cumpster.
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
Shut up you fuckin dumb cumpster!”
by Xiber June 14, 2008
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Cumpon

A piece of tissue, or any similar porous material inserted into the vagina after a spunk tsunami, used to ebb the flow.
To prevent further leakage onto the kitchen table, Jane hastily inserted a cumpon.
by Poomoj January 5, 2013
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cummotion

Assorted excited/celebratory whoops and hollers resulting from someone's getting his/her rocks off.
It's ten times more fun to receive a handjob from a cutie-chick if there are others present to observe said pleasuring-session; said spectators always raise quite a cummotion at the "magic moment".
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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Cumpt

Oh I cumpt me pants
by Fortguy February 18, 2022
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Cum Pot

When someone becomes so sexually frustrated that they become full of cum.
Jenny: I feel like a cum pot, I really need to get some.

Kevin: I think I can help you out with that!
by J Lynn April 10, 2008
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