cumbucket

Where my cum goes. A bucket full to the brim with fresh spunk, usually placed on one night stand where it is used to collect the semen from circle jerks, orgies, gangbangs and bukkakes.

Like a chum bucket, but without the 'H'. In a circle jerk, the last one to come in the communal cum bucket gets to drink the whole thing.

This cup, jar or small bucket is available in various sizes, including a handy handheld container peddled by skeezy websites which repeatedly invite you to "buy the cumbucket mug".

Also, an affectionate term of endearment for the provocatively-dressed sexually liberated unique treasure who offers to slurp up the whole bucket with you after everyone has made a deposit — and remains thirsty for more. This loving cumbucket will invite you not only to coat her in your special sauce, but to fill all of her holes with your yummy cream. She will make you cum buckets. If you find her, marry her and be very happy for the rest of your days.

by bitchuck September 2, 2024

Konnichiwa Cumbucket

A Japanese prostitute who takes many loads in quick succession.

Matt: "What kind of porn do you like? I like big-breasted white chicks getting splitroasted"

Darren: "Well, I prefer watching a konnichiwa cumbucket scene"

by Ninaleven January 9, 2024

Satan's Cumbucket

When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.

Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"

Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"

by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016