cumgullet

Someone who enjoys the taste of cum, especially Nick who enjoys Adam Szlamps
salty manjuice.

Nick loves teh manjuice, he is such a cumgullet!

by Peter Simmons January 14, 2005

cumjunctivitis

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.

Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.

by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

cumunism

The act of ejaculating in a cup. Then diving the cum amongst the townspeople. ALL IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA.

It is said that Russia still practices cumunism. I don't know seems pretty gay to me.

by TRa papa pa February 18, 2020

cumundrum

Any sort of issues related to and/or involving semen. This can include cum in the face/hair, the inability to cum, cumming too fast, or the ever-dreaded cum in the pants.

"So we were hooking up last night, and he came in his pants." That's a real cumundrum!

by 123sober October 7, 2010

cumgurt

The combination of cum and yogurt

I gave my beloved wife some cumgurt for breakfast.

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumgurting

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.

I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumgum

noun: chewing gum that has a juicy center and squirts its juices into the mouth(s) of those who partake of it.

After our extended french kissing and feeling each off, Tammy knew I was getting ready to go down and suck her breasts when I would bring out a piece of cumgum. We would put in between our teeth gingerly, and then join our mouths. Then we would crunch the cumgum. Occasionally, I would also apply some of the cumgum to her breasts, clit, and little man in the boat, but I always used the spearmint flavor because the cinnamon was a bit hot, almost to the point of being caustic.

by Sex luver September 25, 2007