Culinartist

Connoisseur of fine meals. One whom relishes the excess use of butter, bacon, beer and beef in the preperation and consumption of manly dishes. Dont hate, Culinate.

Connoisseur beer bacon consumption Culinartist

by Derek Rexander April 26, 2011

Culinarian

A person with high interest and great appreciation for the culinary arts, who also has deep appreciation for the person and labor behind the meal being served.

“Fuck those foodie assholes, I’m a culinarian. The chef matters too.!”

by DarthZombie July 4, 2018

Culinaria

Noun- Derived from the latin culinius "of the kitchen" it is the location of a purveryor of items for cooking and the kitchen. Typically gourmet items for fine dinning and gourmet cooking.

I went to the culinaria today and got some new pots, pans, and spices to make dinner tonight.

by J.Hamburger July 25, 2011

Toe-Relieve-Culinarism

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.

Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.

by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023

culinarilingus

The act of loving your meal so much you lick the plate clean.

"Ok, I know you loved that meal, but there's no need to perform culinarilingus on the goddam plate...!"

by bill cauliflower June 26, 2016

Culinarily fluid

Will eat any kind of cooking

I will eat anything; I am culinarily fluid

by Horatio Stema April 13, 2019

culinarioscopy

Noun. A combination of the words culinary and colonoscopy. A culinarioscopy is when one has prepared their partner's butt hole for the holy act of oral stimulation. In layman's terms, preparation of someone's ass for eating.

Just eating ass is old news. If you want to really show your partner that you love them, give them a culinarioscopy first!

by Captain Honey Badger September 13, 2019