culminate

the final point of achievement; birth/death; the achievement of every possible measure of potential energy; fulfillment to its fullest; highest point

To culminate life would be to die.

by Angela P. December 16, 2008

culving

to perform every single gay sex act in 1 24 hour period

man i watched this video of this guy culving last night, his asshole nearly tore open

by lil kqr July 24, 2009

California Culinary Academy (CCA)

The California Culinary Academy (CCA) is a Le Cordon Blue school located in San Francisco, California. The CCA is a French style fine dining cooking school. The few students that actually end up graduating usually end up working at Applebees or the Olive Garden after doing free labor called an "externship" at a 3-5 star restaurant . The student population is made up of slutty girls with warped self images, ex carnies from the south, obese people, perverted old men, stoners, cocaine abusers, other substance abusers, alcoholics, ex criminals including sex offenders. The chef instructors and staff are just as bad as the students. More than 30% of the students to do not graduate. Some are just lazy and never took it seriously in the first place, and others just ruin their lives by partying it up in San Francisco and never amount to anything. Attending the CCA and getting a shitty chef job after school will never pay off the forty six grand in loans for tuition and thousands of other loans taken out for housing. If you attend the CCA, you are either a pervert, alcoholic, stoner, junky, creep, or all of the above. If you attend CCA, you can actually get a good culinary education if you take it seriously. But usually once you arrive, you'll just become a junky like the rest of the students.

I attended the California Culinary Academy (CCA) to become a chef. Now I am just an alcoholic.

by Slutty Wolf December 27, 2009

culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

by conman69 June 10, 2008

Dirty Culkin

Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"

I wore the Dirty Culkin you gave me this morning all day at work.

by jayjayjunior January 3, 2009

Culin

To dislodge a scrotum which has adhered to one's upper thigh, thereby relieving discomfort: either by reaching into one's pants manually (unsupervised children) or by holding one leg out and attempting to shake it free.

"Jimmy, what are you doing down there?" "Just culining, Dad." "Here, son...Let me show you the no-hands method." "Wow...Thanks, Dad. This isn't gay, is it?" "No, son...Quite the opposite."

by GoodKeith October 22, 2008

CO - Cullinary Orgasm

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced when eating something that is truely amazing, usually resulting from stimulation of the taste buds and usually accompanied by a "hmmmmmm" sound.
2. Most the time a CO is caused by partaking in a cullinary good that catches the eater off guard and is particularly amazing causing a reaction called the Cullinary Orgasm or "CO"

1.After tasting the carrot cake cheese cake that Ivy had made for the first time, Adam paused as he had a "CO - Cullinary Orgasm" and let out a slow deep "hmmmmm that's amazing"
2.Laura bragged to her girlfriends that the roast she had made gave her husband a "CO"
3. Allan slowed down to enjoy the taste of the sushi with watermellon pop rocks that topped the dinner off with the big "CO"

by Lee Ivy June 12, 2009