To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.
My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.
by SCP2023 April 26, 2023
Get the Grandfather Cuckoomug. When a person gets triggered by something into losing all self control and exhibits irrational behavior in front of others.
by TheToesKnows September 30, 2023
Get the cuckoo for cocoa puffsmug. A woman who deceives her partner into believing that he is the father of her child, while the biological father is someone else. This term is derived from the behavior of the cuckoo bird, which lays its eggs in other birds' nests, tricking them into raising the cuckoo's offspring.
"After years of thinking he was the father, John discovered his wife was a Cuckoo Woman and the child was someone else's."
by Sakurakage July 13, 2024
Get the Cuckoo Womanmug. by Savanna.serene July 7, 2017
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Get the Cuckoomug. "Cuckoo Lorus" Slang for Scleral tattoos: the coloring of the conjunctiva, the clear membrane covering the sclera and inner eyelids, usually black and is permanent trend that makes look like demon sorta hehe
My friends coming to visit dont freak but she has Cuckoo Lorus, oh pardon whats Cuckoo Lorus? It means she has the Scleral black eyes tattoo's. Wicked thats soo dope! yeah she's a sweet Cuckoo Lorus hehe bless her heart lol lalala
by Screbble October 13, 2025
Get the Cuckoo Lorusmug.