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Cubicle Land

Corporate slang for the office environment, as a whole.

Cubical Land is a notional concept of any office space where an employee typically works, and isn't really a physical location or cubicle farm. Typically used when talking about a security zone or network subnet.
Hey Erik, you're not going to believe this! Some assclown admin wanted to put all his production app servers on the core network, until I reminded him that 60% of corporate attacks occur from Cubicle Land, not the Internet. He's such a tool.
by Security Wonk August 14, 2008
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cubicle chew

"cubicle chew" is the way to close for comfort chewing sound coming from the cubicle next to you
OMG... I almost just vomitted listening to the guy next to me cubicle chew his turkey sandwich!!
by birdgirl12 April 16, 2010
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cubicular cancer

What can happen after staying in a cubicle for more than 7 hours a day. Warning signs are numbness of the ass and the ass-ular region, an increase in body fat, and the loss of excitement for ones love life and loss of excitement for many hobbies which one found pleasurable prior to working in a cubicle. Cubicular cancer is curable if it is found before it spreads to the brain and testicles. It can be killed in this stage if the employee finds a new job, works out, goes golfing, and gets a girlfriend. When this cancer spreads to the brain it will cause uncurable adult ADD and severe depression, when cubicular cancer spreads to the brain it is usually deadly.
Guy 1: Hey, did you guys hear about Joe? He's got cubicular cancer!
Guy 2: No more late nights at work for me...
by AppleiPodRoolz January 11, 2006
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Cubicle Bomb

This is were you enter another co-workers cubicle and rip ass in their cubicle, leaving it to rot and it becomes trapped.
Hey John, Larry doesn't know it yet, but I just dropped a cubicle bomp on him.
by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003
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cubicle creeper

a fag who walks by your cubicle and trys to sneakily peek into it, but of course they look away as soon as you look back.
like what the fuck!
guy walks by and looks into your cubicle
DUDE WTF!! You cubicle creeper!
by discontentedcubicleite May 9, 2011
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Cubicle Abortion

n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.
The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
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Cubicle Crack

Any one of many heart palpitation inducing energy drinks consumed by techies that enable them with super-human bit-flipping capabilites.
Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Rock Star, No Fear, etc...

Cubicle Crack is generally used to increase and maintain one's alertness during and for the period of one work day.

See bit-flipping
by rud3 80y July 26, 2007
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