Craphatch

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

by mattdub July 9, 2009

cryptier

Good looking evil guy whos smart.

that guy was really cryptier the other day
cryptier is super cool
I love cryptier

you know that guy in our class he's really cryptier.

by juilean petterson July 27, 2009

crypsm

Feeling of over excitement when holding coin is mooning.

He got some crypsm for a while, but now bitcoin is falling.

by Ownism™ January 21, 2018

Cryptic Crackheads

Cryptic Crackheads (CC for short) is a discord group that's mainly frowned upon mostly because all the members in it are apathetic trolls. The name can also be used to describe fucked-up Discord trolls.

Discord user 1: Hey have you heard about the Cryptic Crackheads?
Discord user 2: I don't even want to talk about it, they made my friend kill themself

by Nuggetory September 28, 2021

Cryptdick

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

by andmch January 27, 2010

cryp

A type of dank weed. Mostly referred to as cryp in Florida.

Wat up brotha? Can u hook me up with a quad of cryp.

by Smokeeey July 2, 2008

cryppie

floridian slang for good weed.

hey dude is that cryppie or regs?

by cher November 5, 2003