A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.
Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018
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by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021
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Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022
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My eyes! My eyes!
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012
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Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...
by Ell22 November 9, 2021
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