cryarrhea

The act of crying whilst being in the act of shitting, typically in the form of diarrhea.

Dude... the party was going great till I got hit with a storm of cryarrhea.

by Cean&Sole March 12, 2017

Criered

A typically British term which refers to someone who is both tired and wants to cry.
Tired Cry Cried Depressed Upset

Carlin: Jade are you okay?
Jade: ....
Conall: She looks really criered

by SuzieTheNote July 19, 2020

coyer

An individual lacking intellectual capabilities

What a shame; he's a coyer.

by ngmbjmss March 5, 2023

Cryker

Stripper Butt Crack

The dirtiest thing in the world is money.. you never know how many crykers it's touched.

by xoxo.gossip.girl. June 12, 2011

Philadelphia Cryers

The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!

by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009

Theresa Crye

A white trash cunt who begs for money so she can save her own to buy waverunners...

I hate white trash, especially ones who bitch at you about $2!!

by Nicole Tyrell January 4, 2005

cryner

one who has perfected a combination of crying and whining, usually a toddler.

Don't be such a cryner!

by mygalsal March 23, 2010