Crucialist

thee most crucial of the crucial; the alpha and the omega son

Caitlin is the crucialist of all the bitches in the room.

by Geoff Lindseys' Bitch July 17, 2007

cruciano

A strong-headed artistic Man/boy whom is often misunderstood. A cruciano makes friends eaisly when in the right surroundings.Cruciano's tend to get quite pepessimistic when annoyed, and or when being misunderstood.

Example: (Friends)
Hey bro now he is a Cruciano he always has so many good ideas.

Example: (Sibling)

He is so annoying I cant stand this cruciano is annoying me so much!

Example: (Parents/ or Wife) Husband)
UGH.. I dont know what to do with this cruciano but, I still love him!

by Selena Hope 1 September 5, 2013

Crucifuxion

The sexual act of tying a person to the bed in a position similar to that of Jesus on the cross, and having three men place their penises in each hand and between the tied person's feet, respectively.

I was thinking we could all get together over the weekend and have a crucifuxion.

by W.B. Hawthorne February 22, 2017

Crucidicks

A male sex act between two men. The act entails the two men crossing swords (that is, crossing their erect penises) specifically in the shape of a crucifix. Hardcore Crucidicks can be done in church or with kinky role-play (nuns, pope, or otherwise).

Wow, Bradley and Jesús sure are into some kinky religious shit! I saw them doing Crucidicks in the sanctuary!

by CornwallTCollingsly March 12, 2018

crucial ad

An advertisement on YouTube you can’t skip that almost always pops up at the worst possible time during the video.

“Hey it’s an ad hit skip”

“Damn crucial ad 🤦🏾 ♂️“

by $Vell November 22, 2019

cruciaal

Geeft aan dat iets heel belangrijk is. Er is een theorie die zegt dat cruciaal oorspronkelijk gebruikt werd om aan te duiden dat iets zo belangrijk is dat je er een kruisje naast moet zetten.

"Dit deel van de cursus is cruciaal voor het examen! "
"Hebt ge er een kruisje naast gezet? "

by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Reverse Crucifix

A sex position where you fingerblast your girl while in a reverse crucifix. Known to be so effective that some will see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

John: Bro, where's your girlfriend? I thought you were bringing her?
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.

by Dok665 May 21, 2018