crowning

Your anus is stretched and ready to release a giant monkey tail

I was in desperate need of a crapper. The head of my baby monkey was crowning.

by jerk store June 17, 2016

The Crawling Einstein

A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period

The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole

by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010

Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 28, 2014

crawling the walls

When someone is so horny that they really need a good fuck. Mainly used by females.

After I broke my vibrator, I've been crawling the walls every night waiting for my man to get home.

by Fred Riahi May 26, 2006

cowling

The act of curling with a cow, instead of a rock.

She was the cowling world champion!

by Kendra February 26, 2005

Crowning

An exploratory sexual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.

Yeah man, I totally crowned Maureen last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.

by Bonesofthewhitegoods June 4, 2011

crawlingpeter

booyakasha

by Anonymous October 13, 2003