croppytoppy

a crop top with a welsh accent

i vant a croppytoppy

by CroopyToopy October 17, 2017

Cropperfied

When someone is very organised and methodical, in reference to the British Soap Opera character Roy Cropper. Often used in job interviews and on CVs, particularly for jobs in trendy cafes.

He always keeps up to date with his filing. He's very cropperfied.

by Corrieface November 11, 2020

cropdust backfire

When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves

Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin

by muff-69-diver March 30, 2023

Halley Cropper

To have a 'Halley Cropper' is to have performed an act which is perhaps indecent, stupid or inapropriate. The term is derived from the popular coronation street character. For instance if u have had a Halley Cropper, you've had an absoloute shocker

Doug drops his drink on the floor after having too many.
His acquinatnce exclaims 'you have had an absoloute Halley Cropper their'

by David Kingo March 13, 2008

Reverse Cropdust

The act of surreptitiously releasing farts into a high traffic area like a hallway so that the gas is whisked along with the unsuspecting pedestrian carriers. A role reversal of crop dusting achieving the same effect.

"Bro did you see the looks on those army joes walking by? I've been reverse cropdusting large groups that stroll past. They keep blaming randoms. I'm dying here"

by MadoffWithMyHeart January 19, 2017

Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.

I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.

by Dr.P.Nis March 13, 2022