selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.

Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?

by lezbaterian December 27, 2011

Cohan

The most amazing shanker.
Has the best intentions to do a poo and want at the same time.

Loves to get off while taking a devlin

Man I need to go toilet and do a cohan

by Godaddyooneoone April 21, 2021

crohnomom

A Crohnson who turned into a momson

Josh E is a Crohnomom

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

Cohan

A dumb ass bitch that is a nigga but he’s so attractive

“That Cohan kid is soooo stupid but so attractive “

by Coaosdudh September 29, 2019

Cromanijaci

Epicness he is

he is Cromanijaci

by Cromanijaci October 12, 2019

cromanijaci

Epicness he is

he is Cromanijaci

by Cromanijaci October 12, 2019

crogan

When someone or something is interesting and you want to get to know them .
There crogan

“Yo fam see that girl with the fat back other there she’s crogan yeno ”

by Man like fats December 9, 2019