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sag-cro

A.K.A. Saggy crotchitis. Happens when you wash your underwear in the inappropriate temperature of water and/or dry it when the label CLEARLY states "hang to dry". It is characterized be a very tight elastic waistband and embarissingly loose fabric. It is also accompanied by the sense of "I shouldn't have eaten that extra Chimichanga...."
Don't worry buddy its not your fault, its just a common case of sag-cro. Cure? Scientists are working hard, but nothin' yet.
Zeek opened his girlfriends cabinet only to find all of her
underwear had sag-cro, he broke up her later that night.
by Agnes08 September 3, 2006
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Pro-Cro

Me- Damn! I only have 3 hours left to do my AP Human Geography Presentation on Kenya :(

Caring friend- damn man, you're sucha pro-cro
by ThatIBgirl ;) October 7, 2011
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Ro-Cro

Rotten Crotch. When someone seriously needs to wash their area.
That bathroom stall seriously smells like ro-cro.
by Ginger Binger. January 4, 2012
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un cro-cro-dile

n. a phrase coined by several young men in search of a code word for an ugly person who is persistent & consistent in their efforts to get into your under garments. Characteristics are similar to that of a myspace person who blatantly shows off to get your attention, refuses to leave you alone after being repeatedly ignored, continues to stare & try to make eye contact, etc.
Man #1: Un cro-cro-dile @ 3 o'clock?

Man #2: Yes sir! Is that a unibrow & a she-stache?
by MalcolmFromSD December 9, 2008
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THE CRO

This is short for Cronvid-19.
You better keep your distance bro or your catching THE CRO!
by Raymurda April 23, 2020
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Big Drip Cro

The person in your friend group who has the biggest drip, is the biggest cro out of the crodem.

A person who gets whatever they want.
A pimp
Yo i went to the club last night with my girl but she left with Big Drip Cro
by Cro37 October 11, 2020
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The combination of words you use when you just can't address your bro enough.

Usually typed in the "freaky" font to add romanticism, passion and emphasis on the importance of addressing your bro in the moment; popularized in 2023 and 2024.

Commonly accompanied with dreamy, blurred images of random and strange animals.
X: Hey ๐“ซ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐“ฟ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐“ฌ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐”ƒ๐“ป๐“ธ...
Y: What's up?
X: ฤฐ love you bro..
Y: ฤฐ love you too ๐“ซ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐“ฟ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐“ฌ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ธ ๐”ƒ๐“ป๐“ธ...
by vuruลŸkan May 14, 2025
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